Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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