white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
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