arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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