put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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