yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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