Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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