the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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