he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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