your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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