As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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