He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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