I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
Randomize
