what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Randomize
