puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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