no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
my poor anus
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
Randomize
