Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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