How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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