its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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