do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
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This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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