She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Slut skills are useful in every country.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
Randomize
