Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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