white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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