Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
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