How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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