normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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