Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Oh god it's open bar.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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