If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
