Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
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