Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Come see our sink grown plant.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
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