he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
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