I bet he comes in French.
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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