There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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