My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
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