so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
You ate ashes out of my bong
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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