HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
