Me too!
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
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