Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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