I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
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