I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
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