i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
you didnt know i had herpes?
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
Randomize