Me too!
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
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