her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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