Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I enjoy the company of your penis
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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