She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
You took a bar mat shot.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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