I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
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