would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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