haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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