I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Let's get the cat blown out
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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