you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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