Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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