Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
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