Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Girls should come with a carfax report
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
false alarm, still single
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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