so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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