Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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