Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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