VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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