She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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