READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Randomize
