Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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